grandma slime factory

hello! my name is emily elizabeth and i am your grandma now!
i made these for your eyeballs
thank you for staying, i've been lonely
do you remember when you were little and the house caught on fire? your father was sleeping naked and had to bust your door down. was that better or worse to witness than this?
i don't know about you, but i'm getting bored now and need a nap. you're more than welcome to help yourself to these links in the meantime. it was good to see you, thank you, i love you